- Strait of Hormuz 'A Bridge too Far'
- Red Card sensation
- US Postal Service to become Charles III Post Office (C3PO)
- Indie Band Vampire Weekend proscribed for terrorism
- Captain Commonwealth joins MAGBA
- EU to join UK shock!
- Tender process announced for Rushmore redevelopment
- Lord John Marbury mercy dash
Make America
Great Britain Again
The movement America never knew she needed.
MAGBA exists to correct a small historical misunderstanding from 1776. We do not seek conquest, taxation without representation, or the return of Mad King George. We seek something far more civilised: a reunited family of nations, an appreciation of queuing both as a life-style choice and an Olympic event, and a benign, powerless, and amusing monarch to take the politics out of politics.
America has energy, ambition, invention, and admirable quantities of enthusiasm. Britain has queueing, spelling, constitutional oddity, and the ability to queue in silence. Together, we may yet save the world from itself.
The Manifesto
Our foundational document: tea as diplomacy, monarchy as therapy, and constitutional nonsense in the service of world peace.
For Americans
Concerned about surrendering your republic? Don’t be. The plan is peaceful, ceremonial, and surprisingly good for your vocabulary.
For Brits
Worried about letting them back in? We understand. There will be safeguards on spelling, talking too loudly, road discipline, and excessive cheerfulness.
For Others
Neither British nor American? Do not be alarmed. America is merely first in the queue. Your own application may be considered in due course.
Contact Us
Creative, witty, or pro-imperial comments are welcome. Rude abuse from people who have missed the joke will be filtered by machine and ignored with dignity.
Independence was a phase.
Every family has its difficult period. Some last a summer. Some last 250 years. The important thing is not to dwell on past mistakes, but to put the kettle on and talk sensibly about reintegration.