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the Commissioner
and communications of moderate wit.
The Office of the Commissioner welcomes correspondence from friends, supporters, doubters, constitutional romantics and those who have simply recognised that the world would be improved by more tea and fewer tantrums.
A note on the handling of communications
We are always pleased to receive constructive suggestions, elegant observations and messages sufficiently amusing to brighten the administrative day. We are also willing, in a spirit of magnanimity, to consider polite disagreement, especially when written in full sentences.
If, however, you wish to complain that the site is silly, offensive, unpatriotic, insufficiently republican, excessively monarchist or otherwise troubling to the inner life, we gently recommend that such concerns be discussed first with your psychiatrist, therapist, counsellor or other trusted professional.
Constructive suggestions
If you have an idea that is witty, useful, imaginative or capable of improving the campaign, the Commissioner would be delighted to hear from you.
Suggestions involving tea, flags, constitutional absurdity, merchandise or careful teasing of world powers are particularly welcome.
Complaints and distress
If you have been upset by the existence of satire, please take a moment, breathe deeply, and consider whether the difficulty lies with the website or with the modern inability to recognise a joke.
Should symptoms persist, do consult a qualified specialist before drafting a message in capital letters.
Offence policy
MAGBA apologises sincerely to anyone we may inadvertently have offended.
Those whom we intended to offend were selected with care and after due constitutional reflection, and should therefore regard themselves as honoured guests in the great democratic pageant of mockery.
Response expectations
Not every message will receive a reply. This is not because we do not care, but because civilisation is finite and the Commissioner cannot spend the entire day answering deranged emails from humourless strangers.
That said, intelligent and entertaining correspondence has every chance of rising to the top of the pile.
Office of the Commissioner
All civilised communications should be directed to:
Commissioner@Magba.org
Campaign HQ remains located somewhere between London and Washington, with occasional outreach activity in drawing rooms, tea shops and the more responsible corners of the internet.
Write if you must.
We welcome messages that are thoughtful, funny, helpful or gloriously eccentric. We regret unintended offence. We remain serenely untroubled by intended offence. And we continue, in hope and mild bewilderment, to build a better transatlantic future.